The Deceptively Pleasant House of Ladygrl

I had a house party once. I checked on the basement bedroom and heard my friend call this out then giggle. That was almost 20yrs ago. I’ll never be able to erase that.

I had a house party once. I checked on the basement bedroom and heard my friend call this out then giggle. That was almost 20yrs ago. I’ll never be able to erase that.

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Not much, actually. You’ve got it covered

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Reverse psychology via commercial construction?

Reverse psychology via commercial construction?

Ok, so weird thing I maaay have talked about before. In 2004 Vanity Fair ran this story about how Stephen Hawking’s family wan concerned about his well being bc of bruises in odd places. They wanted to have him separated from his partner citing abuse. Hawking would neither agree with the charges nor explain the bruises. Upon investigation all charges were dismissed.And here is my theory..Hawking. A brilliant mind trapped in a limited body likes it kinky. Period. Who cares about the details. Wanna picture it? That’s all you. My point is he is surrounded daily by yes people who are in awe of him in a body he can’t even touch. So the eff what if he likes a bit of roughness? Kudos to them for finding each other.
Ps: this was about a wife after Jane. Name? I dunno.  It was 10 yrs ago and  I can’t be bothered to google.

Ok, so weird thing I maaay have talked about before.

In 2004 Vanity Fair ran this story about how Stephen Hawking’s family wan concerned about his well being bc of bruises in odd places. They wanted to have him separated from his partner citing abuse. Hawking would neither agree with the charges nor explain the bruises.

Upon investigation all charges were dismissed.

And here is my theory..

Hawking. A brilliant mind trapped in a limited body likes it kinky. Period. Who cares about the details. Wanna picture it? That’s all you. My point is he is surrounded daily by yes people who are in awe of him in a body he can’t even touch.

So the eff what if he likes a bit of roughness? Kudos to them for finding each other.

Ps: this was about a wife after Jane. Name? I dunno. It was 10 yrs ago and I can’t be bothered to google.

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spinsterprivilege:

cinnamonxwolf:

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

THANK GOD PEOPLE REBLOGGED THIS BECAUSE I’M NOT FAR FROM THERE AND THERES NO FUCKING INFORMATION OUT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW THANKS AGAIN TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME MORE THAN ANY NEWS SOURCE EVER WOULD

Southwestern Indiana be careful!!!

Is this real??

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They say that bc they lack the ability to view society as a big picture. It’s cool. Life educates like no other thing. That said…Fun activity: If some person perceived as popular throws you shade just nod and say “got it” “sure” “yup” Totally throws them off. Insults are meant to anger not to be received with nonchalance. If they get mad? “Was I supposed to be offended?”

They say that bc they lack the ability to view society as a big picture. It’s cool. Life educates like no other thing.

That said…

Fun activity: If some person perceived as popular throws you shade just nod and say “got it” “sure” “yup” Totally throws them off. Insults are meant to anger not to be received with nonchalance. If they get mad? “Was I supposed to be offended?”

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walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 


I once nannied this tiny child who had 2 much older siblings. The 2 older ones has this toy they would project all this shit on to and it turns out they told the parents they were pretending it was me. When the mom and dad told me that, like “you know they mean you, right?” Is said I did but it was fine bc better me then them? I had no idea. The toy was a bitch. In the end I was flattered bc the toy never left them, was always included. Good kids. Weird bc they were kids but good.

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

I once nannied this tiny child who had 2 much older siblings. The 2 older ones has this toy they would project all this shit on to and it turns out they told the parents they were pretending it was me. When the mom and dad told me that, like “you know they mean you, right?” Is said I did but it was fine bc better me then them?

I had no idea. The toy was a bitch. In the end I was flattered bc the toy never left them, was always included. Good kids. Weird bc they were kids but good.

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ohno-abear:

"I’m just playing" -mating cry of the white-speckled North American asshole


YUP!

ohno-abear:

"I’m just playing" -mating cry of the white-speckled North American asshole

YUP!

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nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno


FYI, it’s no humans job to prevent violence against them but people are shitty and this is an awesome idea . I showed my friend who’s a bouncer at a popular gay bar in the city and he was all “do they make clear and can I mark everyone with it? 
So basically men rape. Period?

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

FYI, it’s no humans job to prevent violence against them but people are shitty and this is an awesome idea . I showed my friend who’s a bouncer at a popular gay bar in the city and he was all “do they make clear and can I mark everyone with it? So basically men rape. Period?

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Good job, Dad. Serious. Slap some sense into that rural kid. Wanna be a beta tester? Know someone. Apply. Get a job doing it. You don’t have to be a master at 30 games to do it.

Blah blah blah. The dad wouldn’t have driven over 10 games, guys

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plainwhitesneeze:

balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath

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A beautiful moment on the late bus #njtransit #quiettime

A beautiful moment on the late bus #njtransit #quiettime

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

Good. Now it can be a discussion instead of a bunch of people assuming no one should think that.

Duh

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angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

Please show me where “people” are “all put that away” about a fat ass?

I got a fat ass and ain’t no one mad at it.

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Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate

I once was the wing gal for the Enigma and all I have to say was, boy got game and deep pockets

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