The Deceptively Pleasant House of Ladygrl

andringowashisnameo:

aestheticrequiem:

the-goddamazon:

chocolateanddimples:

dash-ketchum:

yet—another—url:

baital:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

One Night of ceasing to give a single fuck about anything, let alone a cough.
NyQuil’s got nothing on this shit.

Omg and it was a compound? What other ingredients did you have to mix it with?! THAT wasn’t enough?!

that One Night will be your LAST night fuck around wit this shit dawg

Lol “skillfully combined with a handful of other ingredients”

These niggas said “fuck a cough” and “fuck everything”.

NIGHT NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

*cough cough*

andringowashisnameo:

aestheticrequiem:

the-goddamazon:

chocolateanddimples:

dash-ketchum:

yet—another—url:

baital:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

One Night of ceasing to give a single fuck about anything, let alone a cough.

NyQuil’s got nothing on this shit.

Omg and it was a compound? What other ingredients did you have to mix it with?! THAT wasn’t enough?!

that One Night will be your LAST night fuck around wit this shit dawg

Lol “skillfully combined with a handful of other ingredients”

These niggas said “fuck a cough” and “fuck everything”.

NIGHT NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

*cough cough*

(via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)

usaforafrica:

just watch it

Do it.

(via vanilladamage)

I appreciate my thighs.
Hell, 18 out of the 24 hours of the
day, I love them.
They are soft and they get agitated
when I wear dresses, but they
deal with it. They move with me
and I am grateful for that.

My face is peaceful. Is that weird to
say? On a good day, it’s a river
before the wind touches it.

See, I’m trying to be positive.
I’m taking myself apart,
piece by piece,
and enjoying the miracle of how I
came together.

My lips. My uneven lips.
I love them crooked.
My lopsided little mouth that
is always pouting.

How about it?
A love poem about myself.
A love poem about my own
body parts.

I think I’m in love with how
unattractive I can be. I think
I’m dizzy with how much of me
there is.
I mean, I’m like a house I never
get tired of exploring. I’m like a
maze that has fireworks in the center
of it.

I’m mad at myself for all the years
I wasted thinking my body
was a bad thing.
I wish I’d written this sooner.

Tomorrow, I’m gonna wear shorts and go somewhere crowded.
I’m gonna be the person with all
the sun in her.
I’m not gonna cover my eyes when
it gets too bright.

Caitlyn Siehl, A Love Poem About Myself (via alonesomes)

#me

(via wildlovely1)

jonahray:

I was in the car and started laughing because i thought “DANZIGGY” a combination of Danzig and Ziggy cartoons…then because the internet is everything, i searched it…and of course it already exists… http://dangerousminds.net/comments/meet_danziggy_punk_rocks_most_lovable_loser

jonahray:

I was in the car and started laughing because i thought “DANZIGGY” a combination of Danzig and Ziggy cartoons…then because the internet is everything, i searched it…and of course it already exists… http://dangerousminds.net/comments/meet_danziggy_punk_rocks_most_lovable_loser

I’d put bookshelves on both walls but YUP!

I’d put bookshelves on both walls but YUP!

(Source: designed-for-life, via hederafleuron)

“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened… or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.”
— Tupac Shakur  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: CKND, via lartichaut)

4 shots of novocaine that didn’t take, NO dental work, and a missed train later I’m sipping my Sav through a coupla stir sticks.

4 shots of novocaine that didn’t take, NO dental work, and a missed train later I’m sipping my Sav through a coupla stir sticks.

Hola Manhattan

Hola Manhattan

ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

Ok, cool. You fuck the HIV train and I’ll be cancer girl.

(via sovietkittens)

“Running around in the middle of the night chasing monsters is profoundly erotic, so sometimes I have to throw a saucy look. Hashtag Ichabbie.”
Sleepy Hollow's Tom Mison (Ichabod Crane), at the 2014 TCA press event (via hulu)

My lord, this sass on this man.

(via tommisonfans)

“I am awfully greedy; I want everything from life, I want to be a woman and to be a man, to have many friends and to have loneliness, to work much and write good books, to travel and enjoy myself, to be selfish and to be unselfish… You see, it is difficult to get all which I want. And then when I do not succeed I get mad with anger.”
Simone de Beauvoir (via adieufranz, arcacouture) (via lesfrench) (via tigeroak) (via tigerlilys)

This is me 100%.

I’ll never be content because I’m always wanting to be moving and exploring and wandering and being still and settled and those things don’t always work together.

liartownusa:

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liartownusa:

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They are sharing a piece of lettuce!! OMG!!

magical-ginger:

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Are they sharing a piece of lettuce??

(Source: gonedolin, via hederafleuron)